Revenge

Ever since my wife and I divorced, I have been so depressed. This Saturday would be our three year anniversary as a married couple. All together we would’ve been together for five years. I’ll admit, in the past I have been a cheater. I have cheated on her numerous of times. But for someone reason she is still with me, which is good considering I am in love with the chick. She was tired of giving me so many chances, she wanted to see if I would be loyal to her since her and I was married.  About three weeks ago I blew my last chance; she saw me helping our neighbor, Amy, move into her house that was right next door to ours. And I guess I was flirting, but I swear it was harmless. I cracked a little joke, and she laughed and smiled.  And I returned the smile because that would be rude and plus she had a nice smile so anyone would’ve smiled back. Then she looked at me with a weird look on her face and I asked her “Is something wrong? Why are you staring at me like that?” She leaned in so fast I didn’t have time to react to get her away from me. Right before Amy leaned in my wife, Emilia came running by Amy’s house on her daily jog. As she was running by she looked over right as she kissed me. She called to me “JOSHEPH ALLEN!!! The house, NOW!” She ran home and waited for me to walk inside.  My heart was pounding inside my chest.  I face was dripping in sweat and my palms were clammy. I had no idea what was about to happen. I walk in my house and I shout out “Hunny?!” She comes around the corner and threw a stack of papers in my face and said “You think I was kidding when I said that this was your last chance.”  My eyes started to tear up. “Sign them” she said in a commanding voice “I will not be staying here tonight.” Emilia said with a hurt voice. I went to go grab a pen and signed the papers like she wanted me to and she went to go pack her bags to move out. Later that night, I was balling my eyes out. Sitting on the couch watching television by myself with three 18 pack of beer gone and two more 18 packs to go.

I wobbled my drunken ass over to Amy’s house. I banged my fist on her door until she answered the door. Amy opened her door smiled, “Hello there Joe, what could I do for you tonight?” She asked politely. “For you to die” I said with a slur. She didn’t understand what I said. I threw a right punch towards her. She screamed and yelled “What are you doing?” I threw another right punch; her face starting to get some blue on it. She yelled out for help, that’s when I shut the door and locked it. She tried to get up and run to the phone and call 911. I threw her phone up against the wall so she couldn’t make a phone call. I came back to her and screamed in her face, “YOU DESTROYED MY MARRIAGE AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO DESTROY YOU!” Amy’s eyes got so wide because she didn’t know what I was going to do to her. I slapped her in the face so hard she dropped to the floor as if I punched her. I went to the ground with her and I started to slap her some more. I heard a car door slam right out front of her house so I rushed to the window to look who it was. I guess it was one of her friends. I hurried back to Amy and dragged her into the kitchen and tied her up in the corner, by this point she was passed out. As soon as I heard a knock on the door I went towards it and I grabbed this flower vase right next to the door and I got behind the door and slowly opened the door. Through the little crack of the door I saw a woman with brown hair and kind of short, maybe 5’3. She walked in the house and she called out to Amy seeing where she was. Right as she was far enough in the house that’s when I broke the vase over her head. When she dropped to the floor, I dragged her towards the kitchen with her friend Amy. I went back to my house to get some Krokodil, a cheaply produced drug that has similar effects to heroin, but with side effects that include literally eating away at the flesh. I hurried over to Amy’s house to inject them with the Krokodil into both of them. I walk in the house and I see them just lying on the floor. I go over to them and inject them with this powerful drug and I dragged them both to the back yard. 

                I went to go search Amy’s house for a big chest or something that bodies could fit in. I went to patrol her house and I couldn’t find anything. But I did two different pairs of trash bags. I grab two white ones and two black ones. I went to the garage and grabbed a shovel to dig a big, big hole in her back yard.  I kept digging and digging until I finally hit like seven feet.  I took about 300 pounds (combined) of dead weight into the trash bags and then dragged them towards the hole and just pushed them in. I spit in the hole and I put some bleach down in there and I started to put the dirt back into the hole.  After all of that was done I was kind of happy that the person who ruined my life is not a part of this world anymore. You never mess with my life. That will never work out for anyone. So I advise you to just be on my good side or else maybe you’ll be the next person to get Krokdil in your system.

Music from Teachers.

Q: What music or songs reminds you of your childhod?
A: Under the bridge
Teacher: Mr. DeClue

Q:Who is your favorite singer or group or song and why?
A: James Taylor and Bob Marley, becuase "Its just chill"
T: Mr. DeClue

Q: What music reminds you of someone you love? Your child? Spouse? Parents?
A: "Do you want a cheesy answer?" The song is called Jessie's Girl and this reminded her of her husband because his name is Jessie.
T: Mrs. Highfill

Q: Do you go to concerts? Which concerts are more memorable to you? Why?
A: Yes I go to concerts, I went one recently on the 16th of this month. And the band is called Flordia Georgia Line. This is most memorable for me because its the recent one I have went to.
T: Mrs. Lampert

Q: What radio stations do you normally listen to on your car? Do you sing along?
A: 96.5, 95.5, and 80's and 90's the blind. "Oh yeah I sing along"
T: Mrs. Stephens

Q: Which music or artisty do you really dislike or refuse to listen to?
A: Rap in general; it gets on my nerves. "its not what I desire"
T: Mrs. Stephens

Q: Which music or artist was "controveristal" or "offensive" to some when you were growing up? Is any music offensive to you now?
A: Kiss and music that is offensive to me now is rap because the lyrics are brutal towards women.
T: Mrs. Thater

6 word Memoris

 

Turn up music.

Turn off world.

Window Poem

 

 

Straight a head I see a person in the car waiting on me to give them what they paid for.

 

From inside the window I see this complex machine, pulling down cups that are shooting ice and liquidise goodness.

 

Outside the window today, at least one person is going to be nice to me.

 

Sometimes outside the window, there waits an angry person, just waiting to scream.

 

Just around 6:30 P.M.-7:00 P.M. I see they sky full of different colors. SLowlt going down in the distance.

Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali was Born on May 11th 1904 and he died January 23 1989 due to heart failure. He grew up in Figueres, Spain. His Fathor's name is Salvador Dali and he was a middle class lawyer and a notary. His mother's name is Felipa Domenech Ferres and she was unemoployed. He had one brother that was nine months older than him and one sister. The schooling he went through was Colegio de hermanos maristas and academia de San Fernado. He had one friend that I know about and that is Pablo Picasso. and he married a Russian Immagrant named Gala.
Some Challeneges he had faced throughout his career is that his mother died of cancer when he was 16 years old. He got kicked out of the academy and then came back and then got expelled from there. Also in 1980 he was forced to retire due to motor  disorder that caused permanent trembling and weakness in his hands.
The mediums that Dali uses is Drawing, oil painting, engraving, lithograpght, scalpture and collages. and he followed the Impressionism, futurism, cubism, and surrealism.
The Three most famous paintings he is famous for is :

The Persistence of Memory (1931)

Millet's Architectonic Angelus (1933)

 The Invisible Man (1929)

And One thing most people might not know about Salvador Dali is that when he was Five years old, his parents took him to his older brothers grave and told him he was his brother's reincarnation.

Bathroom Art.

 

Sitting down, pondering

Looking on the wall smiling

Wondering what's there

The painting in front of me

Makes my bowels relaxed as I go.

 

 

 

 

Bathroom art can be anything you want. You can put whatever you want in the bathroom to look at. This piece to me makes me think it would go up in the bathroom. Just the way it's painted and the energy about it.

 

Dream Marks On My Pillow

Tossed, turn, cannot sleep

Always restless in the night

Laying there, counting sheep.

 



Harris Burdick Story

In the early 1680's a group of kids that lived in a small village always play with each other every day. That's all that they can do really in that small village. A girl named Winney mentioned to the group "Guys, we need to come up with something different to play, all we do is okay the same old thing." Everyone looks at each other and nods their heads. "Anyone have any ideas?" Winney asked.  A dirty looking girl named Priscilla stepped up and said "I have an idea!" Winney gives her a odd look; "And what might that be?" Winney walked over to Priscilla. "Its called Musical Chairs" she said with a big smile on her face, letting out her bad breath. "how do we play that this game, Musical Chairs?" Winney asked with a puzzled look on her face. Priscilla went to the school and came back with seven chairs and put them in a circle. "Now Erick, since you're good at making random and weird noises, I'm going to have you be," she puts her fingers in air quotations. "Music and stop whenever you want." As Priscilla explained it to everyone, she looked around and everyone had confused looks on their faces because there were seven chairs and eight people were playing. Priscilla noticed everyone looked effy about this so she cleared her throat and got up on a chair and shouted "Now the reason there are only seven chairs is because when ever Erick stops making noise you have to put your butt into a chair as quick as possible." They all seemed like they got the concept of the game. They got by the chairs and Priscilla looks at Erick  and gave him a head nod for him to begin making noise. Everyone immediately starts to walk  fast around the chairs. Winney looks at Erick and he stopped making noise and everyone quickly grabbed a chair to sit in, all except for one person. That person that didn't grab a chair to sit in was Priscilla. She got so furious that she was the first one to lose because no one has ever played the game before. Everyone was laughing at her, sitting down in their chairs because her face was red as a tomato. Priscilla had it with the people in her small village. Priscilla gets in the middle of the circle and shes puts both of her hands out and slowly raises them in the hair causing the chairs everyone is sittin in to go up. The whole group went from laughing to heart racing and them screaming at the top of their lungs. Priscilla threw her arms way up in the sky, causing the chairs to sky rocket to the sky, sending all of the kids somewhere no one will know. Erick's jaw dropped and looked over at Priscilla and she turned to him with a big smile on her face. Erick began to stutter, "Where did they all go?" Priscilla answered with a smirk on her face saying, "Somewhere far far away from here. Somewhere no one will know that their there." Erick muttered, "Since no one knoes where they're are, can't you tell me where they are? I still want to know" Priscilla thinks about it for a minute and nods her head, "The first chair went to Spain! The second chair landed in Norway. The third chair went by a volcano. The fourth chair twirled on to an island. The fifth chair ended up in France. The sixth chair flew to Italy. And finally the last one ended up right next to the devil." she explained to him with a smile throughout the entire thing. Erick got all nervous and sweaty and questioned Priscilla "What's going to happen to me?" "Don't make me mad and absoultely don't tell anyone about this! You understand? Just think, what I did  to them, I can take you somewhere just as bad, maybe worse." Priscilla explained to Erick. As she explains this doom to him, she is facing the other way of him so he thought it woul be a great idea to sneak off and run off. Priscilla turned around and saw Erick run off into the distance. She reached out her hand and brought it closer to her, causing him to come towards her. She looks at him in his eyes and says "Have fun" and she throws her arms in the air sending him to the coldest place on the air. As he flew up in the sky she yells "Keep warm in the North Pole" in a laughing manner.

Inspired Piece if Newspaper

I cut out the movie showing section from the newspaper because it reminded me of my past. My friends and I would always love to go to the movies growing up because we want to be "cool" as well. So every single time we all made plans to go to the movies they would always ask me what's playing because at the time I lived with my grandparents and they always got the paper no matter what. So they would have me look up what time the movies start and what is playing in the theater. I honestly wish I could go back tot hat time because being a kid is so fun, growing up sucks. No one really likes to grow up. If given the chance to go back in that time I would never hesitate to take that opportunity. I would so many things over again.

Blackout Poem

Two days before Christmas, my mother disapperared. I was in the middle of an agrument when the phone rang. "Could you get that?" I asked. We were in the family room, and I wsa on my knees. Sara remained where she was in the middle of the room, impossibly long legs planted firmly apart on the tile floor, stubborn hands poised on improbably slin hips. She was wearing elasticized cherry-red, too short, too tight tank top, and ankle-length black boots with three-inch heels. Her hair had yellowd from exposure to the sun, except for the dark roots that framed her oval face like a wide headband. the answering machine will pick it up," she said, not buudging. "why won't you give me any money?"